Brett Favre Cannot Be Killed By Conventional Weapons – Ology
December 5, 2011 – 2:28pm Brett Favre Cannot Be Killed By Conventional Weapons Use a silver bullet, garlic and holy water. The rain felt colder at night in Mississippi, and in spite of the news that Jay Cutler had renewed his engagement, the mood was dark. Mike Martz stepped out of the pickup truck and directly into a vile mixture of cow dung, mud and pig feed. He had arrived. In the distance a graying man casually played football with a few guy friends. Just the boys. Watch The Best Non-Celebrations Of The Weekend Watch Jason Garrett Ice His Own Kicker A hound bayed through the pattering rain as Martz made his way to a barn in need of a new coat of paint. An old tractor rusted outside; it hadn’t been used in years, and as Martz passed it he felt a shudder run down his spine. He was about to commit a sin against nature, and although he had long ago vowed never to come down that dirt path deep in the heart of the South, he felt he had no choice. The door opened with a creak. Nothing. Martz lit a flashlight and called out an uncertain “Hello?” The clanking of chains was the only response, so Martz moved trembling towards the sound. Photons from his flashlight danced over a man apparently asleep hanging upside down from the ceiling. “Hello, Bus,” Martz croaked before he began his pitch. Bus jangled a bit; here is the scene that transpired: Just then, a smashing sound came from behind Martz, who turned quickly, pulled out his gun and emptied the magazine into the dark. A bloodied but smiling figure emerged. “Hello, Martz,” the figure grinned. “I’ve been expecting you.” “He-hello, Brett. We need to have a talk.” The rest will become history. BRETT FAVRE WILL NOT DIE! HE WILL NEVER DIE! ESPN WON’T LET HIM ! HE MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE A CHAT WITH THE CHICAGO BEARS! — Want to connect with other Ologists? Continue the conversation on My.Ology ! Follow Anthony Schneck on Twitter: @AnthonyOlogy Got hot sports tips? Email sports@ology.com.
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